Count Victor Lustig never suffered from imposter syndrome, and he wasn’t a Count, a Victor, or a Lustig. He was a Robert Miller, born in Bohemia in 1890 (probably). Bob was a fraud, and “Count Victor Lustig” was only his favorite alias. His most famous fraud was when he forged government credentials and sold the Eiffel […]
Thirteen years ago, David Copperfield got mugged at gunpoint by some teenagers who’d just moved to Florida from Kentucky. But David Copperfield—the most commercially successful magician in history—didn’t actually get mugged because he used slight of hand to make his pockets appear empty. In “reality,” David Copperfield’s pockets were holding his wallet, his cellphone, and […]
This is all about me.
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But you might have to do it yourself. I am fortunate to have been raised by cows. This is me at my high school graduation. And if you didn’t get raised the right way (whatever that means), then you absolutely have to do it yourself. You owe it to yourself (and to the rest of […]
I don’t know how to play the piano. (I write the cord names on colored tape and put them on the keys. I can only have one song’s worth of chords labeled at a time.) I’m an ok singer. (I have my moments, but my tombstone’s never going to say, “She could sing.”) I love […]
We’re told empathy is good. That it’s great. That without it we’d be sociopaths. Fine. I don’t disagree. But I think it’s time we sat down and talked about the dangers of too much empathy. (Now, if you suffer from not enough empathy, go away. This isn’t for you. Go figure out how to have […]
It’s our solemn duty as parents to make people who no longer need us, but who know we’re always there for them.
I think it was Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes who said: “Ancient dissectionists spoke of the auditory nerve being divided into three or more pathways deep in the brain. They surmised that the ear was meant, therefore, to hear at three different levels. One pathway was said to hear the mundane conversations of the world. A […]
In which I back up Dan Blaker on a cover of that Guns N’ Roses song about clinging—in the Buddhist sense of the word. One, two, one, two, three, four. . . . . . five.